I had a real Swedish sauna in Sweden with real Swedish people and I didn’t commit any filthy Englander sauna faux pas.

I also had a steam room, a hot tub and two goes in the ‘aroma’ room.

I have never felt so clean.

Our lovely guide, Elizabeth told me ‘You never stop smiling…’

As I normally feel like the Grinch with my perma cheerful daughter and uber optimist (Sagittarius) husband this may be the nicest compliment anyone has ever given me.

I saw a seal.